So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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