But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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