just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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