Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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