Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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