Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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