I looked at my own cervix.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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