dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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