Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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