Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
not ubering you a puppy
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Randomize
