I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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