i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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