I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
