He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
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so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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