I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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