One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I'm really busy with my period
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