Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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