My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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