I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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