I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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