Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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