So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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