i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It's never too late to be topless.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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