he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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