i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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