Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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