Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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