i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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