I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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