its not stalking. its research.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
