You're completely useless in the revolution.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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