do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
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Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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