you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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