i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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