idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
