I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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