We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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