sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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