I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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