yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I wear drunk well.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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