Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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