I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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