Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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