I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
