They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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