She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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