you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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