at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
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We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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