why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
do herpes really smell.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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