i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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