do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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