when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream