Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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