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Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face

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(630): Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face http://tfl.nu/tdg0

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sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does

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i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play

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(513): sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does (513): i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play http://tfl.nu/pxmv

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guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.

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(901): guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching. http://tfl.nu/ljur

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.

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(337): Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop. http://tfl.nu/jwrv

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(708): View more from Illinois

i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life

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(708): i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life http://tfl.nu/nn4z

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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous

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(519): Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous http://tfl.nu/zfcd

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(407): View more from Florida

HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN

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(407): HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN http://tfl.nu/nyld

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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.

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(206): Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU. http://tfl.nu/drhd

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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.

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If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.

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(925): Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often. (1-925): If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough. http://tfl.nu/t59l

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This theraflu would make for a great margarita.

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I can make a sudafedarita

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(757): This theraflu would make for a great margarita. (1-757): I can make a sudafedarita http://tfl.nu/10lx

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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster

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(870): I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster http://tfl.nu/2cv6

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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"

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(757): Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos" http://tfl.nu/ucb4

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(845): View more from New York

I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"

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(845): I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight" http://tfl.nu/gosi

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He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something

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Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking

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(513): He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something (513): Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking http://tfl.nu/a3rg

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My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.

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(251): My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult. http://tfl.nu/4jpl

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