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  My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?

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• (805): View more from California

  I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"

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• (863): View more from Florida

  fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.

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• (916): View more from California

  Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?

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  Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question

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• (716): View more from New York

  New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.

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