So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
These 27 C*ck Blocks Are Savage AF
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno