You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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