That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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