Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Randomize
