I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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